alexaloraetheris:
“paulsebert:
“red-mercer:
“People who sculpt in marble do fabrics and shit just to flex don’t they
”
Marble is a medium in which you can be horny on main and everyone’s like “wow that’s classy.” ”
I think having skills to construct...

alexaloraetheris:

paulsebert:

red-mercer:

People who sculpt in marble do fabrics and shit just to flex don’t they

Marble is a medium in which you can be horny on main and everyone’s like “wow that’s classy.”

I think having skills to construct flesh out of stone gives you as much right to be horny on main as any creator god.

tricotbf:

my bf: stop roleplaying as a lonely sailor from the 1600s 7 months into his voyage with me

me: all i’m saying is i could be yer lass tonight… if ye be wanting…

feigninggrey:

weaver-z:

witches-in-caravans:

weaver-z:

Irish people, I NEED to know: What do you think of these weird shirts that rednecks in my home town wear?

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Yeah, that’s about what I expected

Americans hear “Irish Republicans fought the Black and Tans” and assume that every one of those words mean what they think it means.